This brave new world needs to have a new catchphrase every week it seems and this week the one we need to learn is ‘Benching’. Nothing like ‘cottaging’ (always think of cottage cheese – nasty!) or ‘dogging’, it actually refers to when someone you like distances themselves from you by not actually sticking to your arranged dates but still sends flirty messages to keep you on the hook. …
How you can still stay in Europe
So here in the UK, you are likely to belong to one of two camps. Delighted or desolate. At our high class London escort agency we aim to bridge the gap and provide a little sensual respite from all the turmoil that is surrounding. …
Both hands where we can see them
Masturbation month has been a thing recently – certainly on social media and whilst it has proven to be a light hearted distraction to the referendum campaign it certainly has not achieved the same level of interest. …
And one for the ladies
Still on the subject of self loving, women have a hands free gadget too. Whilst the men can travel the tube in their jerk shirt women can get all technical with the dildo drone. …
Baring it all
If you like your TV viewing to be a little risqué then switch over to channel 4 this summer as they have a line up planned which bares all, in every sense of the word! …
Calling all Thrill seekers!
If you thought the main attraction to visit Brazil was the Olympic games this year then think again. It seems that those builders creating all the Olympic parks have gotten over excited and built another theme park (due to open in 2018) which has not been getting quite as much promotion. …
Its self loving month!
Apparently its masturbation month. No, this is not a free pass for those who like to ‘adjust’ themselves on the tube but more of an awareness month to let the youth of today know that it is ok to explore their own bodies, although some discretion is encouraged. …
On your bike!
Brits are not known for their desire to cast aside their clothing and walk free as the day they were born however the World naked bike ride seems to have captured the attention of many. …
Someone deconstruct the hipsters!
Hipsterism has gone too far when a simple order for a black coffee comes through looking like a science experiment – complete with test tube and beaker! The trend to make everything ‘trendy’ has been creeping over the world for the last couple of years but now it is time to say NO! Just like the ‘man-bun’ hipsters have had their day and anyone caught ‘deconstructing’ anything should be sent to Shoreditch, and never allowed out. …
Olympic proportions
If you are travelling to the games this summer then you might just be in for a treat as the organisers have ordered in over 450,000 condoms for the 10,000 strong contingent of athletes and staff. …
