Both hands where we can see them

Masturbation month has been a thing recently – certainly on social media and whilst it has proven to be a light hearted distraction to the referendum campaign it certainly has not achieved the same level of interest. The idea is to promote the fact that masturbation is not anything bad, in fact the idea has taken on a new level of imagination with the ‘jerk shirt’. With its fully bendable prosthetic arm so that you can fool people into thinking that both your hands are visible and a ‘splash guard’ built into the material to save yourself any embarrassment post public wank this is the perfect gift to give all your friends who enjoy public self love. Of course this is made for just men and costs £35 so perhaps something to the biggest wanker on your Christmas list.

Of course here at Agency Barracuda it is safe to say that we consider ourselves to be fairly liberal minded but even we draw the line at a product which encourages self love in public without the consent of those around you. Far better to enjoy your intimacy with someone who is onboard with your desires and which negates the use of a prosthetic hand!

Our gorgeous line up of stunning London escorts is all you need to have a great time in private. Intimate dates are what we do best and indeed our beautiful escorts in London much prefer shared loving than anything else. Whilst masturbation has its place as Masturbation month points out, it is not in public even if you are the proud owner of a ‘jerk shirt’.

Necessity may be the master of innovation but our stunning escorts in London are extremely innovative themselves. Adventurous and fun they know exactly how to have the very best time without having to resort to cheap (or not so cheap) gimmicks. Let your imagination wander in the right way and make a date with our stunning London escorts today and keep both hands where we can see them!

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