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Staycation London

Staycation… A place to visit in our great city of London. It’s been almost nine and a half months since I arrived in London to start working as part of our companies program to expand and since I have been here all that I have seen of the city, has been, the office, my apartment, …

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Bluetooth embedded sex toy

Smartphone wireless remote control clitoral wearables. Picture yourself, two lovely ladies in your arms, the night is still but a baby sleeping in its cradle and as you know at agency barracuda the night is young no matter what the time is. There is no need to look at your timepiece other than to appreciate …

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Mile High Club – private jet

Mile high club. I have recently turned 40 and lo and behold for the first time in my life I received a proper adult gift. My business partners surprised me with an “unscheduled” meeting for which I was required to fly from Blackbushe Airport where our company hangars our King Air 350i. The business that …

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Uber Action

Ashley is a jerk. We have been seeing each other for two months and after last night, I am no longer interested. Always flashy, he picked me up for dinner in his too loud and too blingy BMW something or other and usually I’d be fine with it. Being driven around London with, I have …

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Virtual/Reality

Lockdown!! So you’re obeying all the government guidelines for the Covid-19 “Lockdown” and staying in to save lives etc….. You’ve been at work, virtually, since 9.30 this morning, dress down Friday and every other day of the week except when you have to wear a collared shirt for those pesky Zoom meetings with the 20 …

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Fapping at work

*NSFW* well, depends what your work is really I guess. This is likely to cause a ‘mass-debate’ but apparently fapping at work is the new smoke break. – see what we did there? No, ok. Let us explain. …

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Get your morning shot here!

We all know that getting up in the morning can be somewhat of a struggle, especially during those cold winter months.  Luckily for us however, we have various delicious blends of coffee available to us which give us that wakeup call we all need. What would happen though if suddenly our supply of caffeine was …

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Takeaway for Oligarchs

If you have a few billions lying around then you are going to love the new ‘billionaire’ takeaway available through deliveroo. After that wild night out, you’ll be ready for some serious munchies and this takeaway certainly has a serious price tag! …

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