Olympic proportions

If you are travelling to the games this summer then you might just be in for a treat as the organisers have ordered in over 450,000 condoms for the 10,000 strong contingent of athletes and staff. These will be distributed freely within the Olympic village and organisers seems to be thinking that the heat coupled with high spirits should equate to the need for 45 condoms per head. *ahem* If your team seems a little under par and lacklustre then perhaps your thoughts should turn to how they are using their nocturnal energies rather than any possible heat exhaustion or lack of training!

At Agency Barracuda our London escorts are well trained in the art of seduction and whilst it is not an Olympic sport, if it was, our beautiful girls would win gold every time. One could, at least, rely on this event to increase the medal count for the UK however luckily you don’t have to go as far as Rio in order to enjoy the very special skills and talents our beauties are blessed with although of course if you are travelling Internationally we do have a number of travel-escorts who would be more than delighted to spend time with you.

Rio is an exotic location and one that plenty of people will be travelling to in order to enjoy the games (in whatever form they may take) however don’t feel like you are missing out if you cannot get there as our high class escorts are located in various locations throughout the world in addition to London. Of course, as they say, there is no place like home and with incalls available in all areas of our city and outcalls in many locations around the world, our high class London escorts will make you feel like a winner every time regardless of where you meet.

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