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Tinder on remote

Everyone loves Tinder. All those possible dates, all those chances to connect and of course all those tired old one liners. Despite being the butt of most jokes, Tinder has certainly given us plenty of stories to tell our friends, both hilarious and shocking but now they have gone that one step further – perhaps a little too far in some people’s estimation. Tinder (and grindR) for that matter have been invited to join up with OhMiBod (you know,  the remote sex toy company). They have the technology that allows your sex toy to be controlled remotely by someone else using the app, so when you match with someone on tinder, you could ‘connect’ with them and you could have them controlling your orgasms without ever having to meet! Nifty!

Problem is, Tinder is trying to move away from its ‘hook up’ reputation towards one of true love.hey want to be the byword in long lasting relationships so being able to control a complete strangers sex toy is probably  not the way they want to move forward however it could certainly be a great way to find out if your match is ‘the one’. If they can’t even bring you off with a vibrator, then surely they are not the one for you?

Sex toys are great fun. They can add a new and exciting dimension to your flirting. They are actually named as the UKs most popular fetish – although given the fact that they are so mainstream, should they even be considered a fetish anymore anyway – aren’t they just the norm? Our ladies love these toys, they allow for a certain amount of sensual freedom and new ways to enjoy pleasure in company and alone so why not hook them up to your phone (not literally) and take it that step further?

There are of course plenty of sexy toys on the market that allow for long distance loving but these require the users to already know each other first. Ohmibod is a new type of tech that only requires an account on tinder, they work with the app already and don’t require any additional tech – seems clever to us, although there must be a way to only choose when you want it working – could be awkward in many different situations!

People in general are becoming far more open to new ways to have sensual fun. We are seeing ourselves in the requests that our clients are making. We’ve not  had anyone want to connect remotely though and whilst this may be an idea or a service that we offer in the future we have no plans at the moment. We are still firm believers in face to face contact as the best way to enjoy an erotic and sensual encounter although there is nothing to say that the excitement cant be prolonged with a more remote arrangement afterwards. For that first initial encounter why not browse our gallery of gorgeous London escorts and make that call to request a date at your earliest possible convenience. Get a buzz the old fashioned way with a tryst with one of our gorgeous London escorts.

Bare or bushy?

It’s funny how social expectations change over the course of time. Think about it, thirty years ago we had the flick and the mullet and whilst these are laughed at now, they were top fashion looks at the time. The same with other hairstyles too. Back in the seventies, bushes were, well, bushy! Pubic hair sprouted from knicker lines and was highly desired. The odd trim or perhaps a little topiary trimming was in order but all in all, things were left to run wild. For the most part, people loved it. It was easy upkeep, pain free and of course a wonderful collection point for all those sexy pheromones. Fast forward a few years and it is gone. For most women, the thought of a stray hair ‘down there’ is horrifying. Smooth and bare is the order of the day despite the fact that hot waxes, shaving and all manner of painful processes are used to achieve the look. Discomfort is worth it in order to achieve a smooth and silky result – if only for a single day and if you use a razor, then that’s all you’ll get before the itching and stabbing set in!

For the most part it does seem that guys prefer us bare down there and yet when questioned, women said they preferred a little growth on a man. Not ringlets or dreadlocks or anything just a tidy smattering of short growth – think the Mitchell brothers type of hairstyle.

Perhaps the change in style was down to porn. The money shot is certainly easier to capture without a curtain of tresses in the way. Fighting through Japanese knotweed is not deemed to be  much fun and men are visual creatures after all. As we know, if we see something often enough then it becomes accepted as ‘the norm’. If we are getting personal, it is actually very unlikely that you would find a London escort sporting a full bush. Perhaps those who specialise in more fetish types of fun but of course, that raises the question of when did the natural body become seen as a fetish? It seems to be down to more personal taste (pardon the pun)! Silky smooth is generally accepted as desirable and sexy so why not have this extended to the most desirable area of all. Of course it does raise the issue of beard rash and we are not talking about something a man might have to endure so if we have any advice for you, it would be to go gently on that soft bare skin. It is delicate and by nature, not meant to be so exposed. Soft and smooth is the way to go and certainly give you the rewards you are seeking. In contrast, do make sure that your own dingly dell is well kept and groomed. If we are to expect a certain level of commitment to our preferred upkeep then it is only fair to meet and equal that level of dedication. In a nutshell – guys, get the mower out once in a while!

Cold feet = unsatisfied!

The people from the Netherlands are known for their lack of inhibitions and sense of openness when it comes to sex so it is not surprising that the University of Groningen (in the Netherlands) spent time researching the relationship between cold feet and bad sex. We are not entirely sure what lead to this research being undertaken – was there a particularly bad winter or a shortage of socks that lead to researchers coming to this conclusion, it is not clear but what is clear is the fact that wearing socks in bed can improve your sex life.

Now, at Agency Barracuda we understand that cold toes are not sexy – especially if they are planted firmly on your back, however a pair of grey socks are not exactly orgasm inducing either and so we take the research to mean that warm feet in general are better than cold.

This research is definitely borne out in science because dilation of the blood vessels in the extremities does lead to a more relaxed state of mind and therefore more open to sensuality opportunities. Also because the flow of blood is freely moving, blood can be sent to other areas much faster – you get where we are going here?

So whilst we should ignore the whole sock reference which was used to simply jazz up the research, there is truth in the findings. As with a lot of these things we shouldn’t take them too literally and our beautiful London escorts are not going to get hot under the collar or anywhere else for that matter if their clients insist on keeping their socks on and even if the research were to be taken literally they do take great pains to explain that they are not talking about socks that have been worn for the last 12 hours – eewww! We forgot to mention too that the research also showed that having warm feet can help you to doze off to sleep faster but really, who is likely to want to do that in the company of one of our stunning London escorts?

It is highly unlikely that any of our clients have an issue with vasodilation (getting blood flowing through the system to our extremities). Our high class London escorts have done their own thorough  research and tend to get great results every time! Our clients are almost always very hot under the collar and have no issues with getting their blood pumping through the system!  Surprisingly most of the research our girls have done involves NOT wearing socks or indeed clothes of any kind (except in the costume areas of course) so perhaps the researchers from the Netherlands just tested on the wrong subjects.

The best way to find anything out for sure is always to do your own testing and at our London escort agency we have scores of beauties (all minus socks) who will be more than willing test subjects. Why not make your choice and then give is a call and we guarantee that whatever the weather – you won’t be feeling the chill.

Stereotypes and Dominance

If it is not enough that we stereotype others based on their looks and actions apparently it seems that we also do the same based on their eating habits. Research just out this week reveals that people subconsciously deem vegetarian men as less masculine than their carnivorous peers and this is right across the board with both men and women agreeing (for once) in a study that was conducted in Indiana USA. Not only were these men seen as less masculine but they were also deemed to be more submissive and less dominant too.

Perhaps it is just a case of men who choose not to eat anything with a face are more gentler and in touch with their feminine side or perhaps they simply choose to exert their dominance elsewhere and in other ways. At Agency Barracuda we have a number of BDSM escorts who are always eager to enjoy the more twisted and kinky liaison. If clients feel that they would like to enjoy an encounter where they were completely in control of a beautiful young woman or even if they preferred to have the lady of their choice impose her will upon them then our naughty and adventurous young ladies will be more than suitable.

Whilst we have never made it a point to ask our clients if they are meat eaters or not we have found that those who take on a more responsible role in their lives, either through their work or personal life tend to enjoy the chance to let their submissive side free from time to time. Likewise those who feel controlled in various aspects of their lives, either by personal restrictions or just a lack of opportunity to express themselves like to take on a more dominant role with our BDSM escorts and definitely all of our clients like to let their imaginations run free and experiment with all sorts of different ways to please and be pleased.

It is worth pointing out that there did not seem to be any prejudice against those who could not eat meat for allergy or medical reasons but only those who chose not to eat meat mind you, there might be a few more herbivores around this week given that Starbucks had had to recall all their Turkey and stuffing Panini’s in the light of an E.coli outbreak. With a huge number of people being taken ill there may be many more who avoid contact with Chicken for a while but at least these temporary vegans will not fall fowl (pun intended) of those who would judge their masculinity because of it.

Dominant women are highly desirable to most men. Their confidence, open mindedness and lack of inhibitions is very attractive and perhaps because many men are expected to take the lead, our Domination escorts have become so popular. Being a dominant London escort is about more than being bossy, it is about taking control and earning the trust and respect of your submissive partner. Of course there has to be an understanding and certain boundaries set from the beginning but there always needs to be a trust in both the escort and the client that when the absolute limit is reached, the choice of the submissive will be respected.

At Agency Barracuda you will find that all those London escorts who enjoy domination or BDSM encounters are extremely respectful and careful to enjoy their dates within the boundaries and expectations agreed with their companions. After all that spent energy you will need some sustenance – ham sandwich anyone?

Fun in a capsule!

If you regularly travel you will, no doubt, have found yourself stuck in an uncomfortable departure lounge on more than one occasion. How many times have you probably wished that you had booked that hotel room if only to ease those aching bones? The clever clogs at Gatwick understand this and have come up with the Yotel concept. From the same company which brought us Yo! Sushi, Yotel aims to ‘translate luxury into a small smart space’ in much the same way that we fell in love with dinky lunches. However, there is a bit of a design flaw. Whilst it is amusing to nibble on teeny tiny bite-size rice and fish portions, it is no laughing matter to try and squeeze oneself into a broom cupboard and call it luxury, no matter how shiny and reflective the walls are.

Admittedly, if all you are looking for is somewhere away from the crowds to lay your head before your flight connection then this is about as convenient as it gets however if you are looking to enjoy some company during your stopover then you had better book a London escort who also doubles as a contortionist!

It is quite a common occurrence for our clients to request the company of our escorts in London whilst they are waiting for their flight connection or before they jet off out of the country. Usually, our clients will book a traditional hotel room in one of the hotels connected to the airport, and whilst the Yotel location is perfect, indeed there are a number of other hotels in the chain in New York, Paris, and in other airports around the world, the space can be an issue.

At our London escort agency we like to think that our clients can express themselves freely when they are with our London escorts and we fear that in a confined space, this is not likely to happen however given that there are so many options in terms of private spaces when visiting Gatwick, for those who wish to be joined by one of our gloriously gorgeous London escorts, maybe a different and more traditional choice would be better suited.

Our London escort agency is always very much in demand with clients who have no time for commitment and long-term relationships. Many of our discerning gentlemen are committed to their work and find themselves traveling throughout the world for much of the year. This, however, does not dampen the need for feminine company from time to time and our beautiful elite London escorts are a perfect choice. We have London escorts in all areas of the city and whilst we do not have escorts located permanently at Gatwick airport, our beauties are always more than happy to provide an outcall service and visit clients who are staying temporarily in the area. Much like our clients prefer the service our elite London escort agency provides, we expect that our ladies will not be joining their clients in a broom cupboard any time soon!

Switch off to Turn on


Not only is too much TV bad for your physical health it has also come to light that it is bad for your psychological health too. A US study has just revealed that watching two or more hours of TV a day can lead to depression, anxiety and stress so all that binge watching you’ve been doing on Netflix – STOP! We already know that going out and mixing it up with other people is good for our souls but in a society which is becoming increasingly inclusive where our lives are more fractured from family and friends how can we do that?

Our portfolio of stunning escorts in London is the answer. With so many warm and friendly young ladies to choose from, you might as well sell the TV and give up the sky subscription because you will be so social you won’t need any other stimulation.

Our beautiful London escorts are indeed stimulating as their expertise and knowledge has been gained through personal experience and not from anything you might find on National geographic! With the longer evenings and colder days, there is less pressure to get outside and mingle and more opportunity to simply sit down, switch on the telly box and switch off from life. Our sensational escorts in London can help to reverse this trend by being the companions you want to spend time with in all manner of different social and private settings. Who could refuse the chance to enjoy a dinner date when you can flirt across the table with a beautiful blonde and who wouldn’t mind missing the latest episode of Strictly when the chance to enjoy a tango of your own is the alternative? Fill your winter evenings with reasons to get off the sofa, or if you really must stay on it – at least make sure you are joined by one of our beauties at Agency barracuda.

Soap in your eye?

Buzzfeed has some wonderful ideas when it comes to bedroom imaginations however their most recent has raised a few eyebrows. It may be the case that they are in collaboration with Dove or maybe they feel that the nation’s men are not clean enough but whatever the reason, the suggestion that a bar of soap should be used as a ‘masturbation hack for men’ is not appealing for anyone.

Certainly, our ladies will now be checking the soap dish in every household they visit for the tell-tale centre cut-out, although why anyone would want to save it to use the next morning is anyone’s guess. It does seem though that advertising agencies are trending towards cock rings with their products. The new Dyson hair dryer, the one with a hole in the middle, was advertise with the slogan ‘men, just don’t put your willy in it’ in many other countries around the world – Not in England because we wouldn’t dream of doing that, would we? It all begs the question, is there a world shortage of cock rings that household items are now doubling up as self-loving aids? Or is it simply a case of shock tactics. It seems the sexy woman in the shower to promote said bar of soap is not enough anymore, and that is a shame.

That being said, our stunning London escorts love to lather up and they don’t require a hole in the soap to do so. Just some company perhaps. Showering together is a great way to add a new dimension to your fun as a couple and leaves you feeling fresh and invigorated for the rest of the day.

When a client books some time with any of our London escorts we expect that he should be no stranger to the humble bar of soap although perhaps not in the way that Buzzfeed expect. Cleanliness is attractive and paves the way to a more enjoyable encounter, although it has been known that an encounter would be refused entirely if the shower had been avoided for a while!

Anyone that spends time with our sensual and sophisticated London escorts knows that they spend a great deal of time ensuring that they are perfect for every date and we expect the same level of consideration from our clients. We do understand however that when coming straight from a gruelling meeting or after a lengthy travel, arriving freshly showered is not always possible. This is where the hotel en-suite comes into its own and let’s not forget that it is a truly sexy look, stepping from the shower with dripping hair with just a towel to protect one’s modesty!

Clients who regularly spend time with our high class London escorts have no need for ‘hacks’ of any kind. Whilst promotions and stories such as these are amusing, one does have to wonder at the imaginations and creativity of those who come up with them. Perhaps a brief call to the offices of Buzzfeed might be in order to introduce them to the delights of loving with another person rather than the delights of soap on a rope!

Get your morning shot here!

We all know that getting up in the morning can be somewhat of a struggle, especially during those cold winter months.  Luckily for us however, we have various delicious blends of coffee available to us which give us that wakeup call we all need. What would happen though if suddenly our supply of caffeine was stopped? Well apparently, this could actually happen! A report recently published by The Climate Institute has declared that if global warming continues at its current rate, our much needed and much loved hot drink will be extinct by 2080! With rising temperatures set to wreck the farmland used for making coffee and an increasing amount of fungi and pests, the process of diminishing our coffee beans will begin 2050 as by this time, over half of the world’s farming land will not be able to produce coffee! Whilst this is already a truly dreadful scenario, it also means that thousands of people will be out of work. So, it is time to do your part for the environment!

After giving you a bit of a shock with our trending news story, you probably want to go and fill your mind with more pleasant thoughts. One way we suggest you do this, is by contacting one our high class, beautiful escorts at Barracuda London Escort Agency. Our stunning beauties mean that you wont need a hit of caffeine to keep you alert, our stunners are the only addiction you need!

Whilst our escorts are extremely gorgeous, they are also warm, charming and friendly. At Agency Barracuda, we strive to provide you with an experience unlike any other and one that you will not be forgetting in a hurry! Only here to fulfil your every desire, our Fulham escorts, Baker Street escorts, Hammersmith escorts and many more, are available for your pleasure from 9am until 2am. Contact Barracuda London Escort Agency on 07912 673063 now to meet the woman of your dreams today!

Ideas for days out in London

Harry Potter is the Nation’s most loved and famous wizard. Whilst it has been nearly 18 years since JK Rowling first published the hit novel, the fascinating books and films continue to captivate the imagination of both children and adults across the world! Due to its popularity, a number of walks and tours have been made available across London so that you can get a little bit closer to experiencing the excitement of the fictional world of wizards. At Warner Brothers Studio, the special exhibition of the ‘Making of Harry Potter’ has done an outstanding job of keeping the magic of Hogwarts alive. However, this is no ordinary tour as you will have the opportunity to walk into the Great Hall of Hogwarts, down Diagon Alley and onto the famous platform 9 ¾. If that wasn’t exciting enough, you can also learn a bit about what goes on behind the scenes!

Whilst this experience will be both exciting and memorable, we are certain that it will not fulfil your every fantasy. Barracuda London Escorts Agency is guaranteed to do just that, offering you the chance date one of the most beautiful women you will every lay your eyes on. Whether your preference be curvy, tall or petite women, Agency Barrcuda will not disappoint. Our Central London escorts, East London escorts and international escorts, are high class and highly professional but most of all, they are here for your pleasure 7 days a week. Our stunning escorts will do nothing than make your deepest desires and wildest fantasies become a reality. If you wish to be joined on a social event, intimate dinner or Harry Potter experience, our beauties will be delighted to spend time with you! To organize your unforgettable date today, call Barracuda London Escort Agency on 07912 673063.

Plenty to do in Canary Wharf

Canary Wharf is home to a host of pubs and bars. Given the amount of choices there are, it can be difficult to narrow it down to just one! Why not try something a little different? Located just 5 minutes away from Canary Wharf is the Museum of London Docklands which focuses on the history of the East End and pays close consideration to the river Thames. If the fascinating history behind one of London’s most popular areas wasn’t enough, the building in which the museum can be found is also of great interest. Built over 200 years ago and once used to store valuable shipments of sugar, coffee and rum, the museum describes how people from all over the world settled here.

If after learning about some of London’s endearing history, you find yourself craving a beverage and perhaps a meal, you will have plenty of restaurants and bars close by to choose from! Also available to you is a choice from our beautiful Canary Wharf escorts who would be delighted to accompany you and make the day worthwhile! At Agency Barracuda, our girls offer a professional, discreet and outstanding service. Whilst our escorts are beautiful, they are also friendly and charming. What could be a better way to spend a day than with a stunning, sophisticated young woman? We also have an extensive portfolio of gorgeous blondes, brunettes and redheads so you can rest assured that all of your desires will be met. However, we do appreciate that this might be a tough decision make given how striking our unique escorts are. Open from 9am – 2 am, contact Agency Barracuda today for your perfect Canary Wharf Escort on 07912673063.

Elegance and class in Bond Street

Famous for its shopping and known for its wealth, Bond Street is the place to be seen and to visit! Set in the heart of Mayfair, popular shops include Burberry, Chanel, Jimmy Choo and Louis Vuitton. After a hectic month, what a better way to treat yourself? Whilst Bond Street is an attraction for crowds of people, it still beams with elegance and floods the streets with charming character. You can also smother yourself in a mixture of history and modern luxury. What’s not to like? In 1700, this destination in London was home to some of society’s wealthiest, stylish and influential people. Today, the love of Bond Street is still prominent, being visited regularly by celebrities. Additionally, if you are looking for alternatives to shopping, the streets are filled with impeccable hotels and a never ending selection of restaurants. If that still wasn’t enough, you will find the world famous auction house, Sotheby’s.

If you are now wondering what else you could possibly ask for, consider this. What could be better than visiting this beautiful part of London with a mature, sophisticated woman in your arm? Bond Street Escorts are known for being elite escorts renowned for their high class, professional and confidential services. With a selection of charming redheads, busty blondes and bubbly brunettes, our escorts are guaranteed to keep you coming back for more! They truly are unlike any other and are a cut above the rest! At Agency Barracuda we understand it might be too difficult choosing just one beauty, that’s why we offer recommendations based on your wishes to ensure all of your wants and desires are met! No matter who you choose, one thing is certain. Your escort will be absolutely gorgeous and will have an infectious personality to match. Contact Agency Barracuda today for your beautiful Bond Street Escort on 07912673063.

Walk in Sherlocks shoes

Home to the Sherlock Holmes Museum, Baker Street is a popular destination for fans of the fictional, private detective. Bursting with character and located in the Marylebone district of the city of Westminster, Baker Street is surrounded by various restaurants, bars and attractions that will keep you busy all day long. One of the most popular attractions this September is the Official Sherlocked Convention which runs from 23rd – 25th September. Brought to you by Massive Events and in association with Hartswood and Showmasters Ltd, this unmissable three-day event will give you the chance to step into the world of Sherlock. If, however, you did not want to attend the full three days, day packages are available, leaving you enough time to spare so you can explore some of London’s prestigious bars. If you find yourself enjoying yourself late into the early hours, there is also a selection of stylish hotels to choose from!

Whilst the hotels in London are known for both their elegance and sophistication, the city has much more to offer. At Agency Barracuda we recognise that places such as Baker Street attract only the most affluent of clients and because of this, we have ensured that our Baker Street escorts are perfectly matched! Our girls are nothing but elite and high class. You also needn’t have any concerns when it comes to your personal preferences as our gallery of stunning girls is sure to meet your requirements. Whether it’s a beautiful blonde you’re looking to wine and dine or an adventurous redhead you wish to take to some of London’s most popular attractions, Baker Street escorts will not disappoint. Not only are the girls unbelievably stunning, they are also friendly and pride themselves on being professional and discreet. Call Agency Barracuda today to plan your September date on 07912673063.

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