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When is ‘Hey’ not ok?

As opening one liners go ‘Hey’ is pretty universal. It can be used in a variety of situations and came come across as a more casual or intimate greeting depending on the tone used. All in all, ‘Hey’ is quite a versatile word in the dating world or so you would think.

The dating experts at Tinder disagree. Apparently, it is an instant swipe left if you use this as an opener which seems pretty harsh considering the word is about as inoffensive as you can get! On Tinder, it seems, ‘Hey’ is a bit of a cliché and shows a distinct lack of effort. We have no such reservations and at our London escort agency we like to think that perhaps we are not as highly strung as those on Tinder. Perhaps it is because everyone knows where they stand when they call us up. At our London escort agency our clients have no need for self-questioning, they certainly do not need to feel inadequate or inferior. All those self-doubts can be left on your dating profile so that our clients can fully immerse themselves into their date, full of confidence and a sense of adventure.

Whilst dating apps such as Tinder can be useful for people wanting to hook up, we must remember that the people using them may have hidden agendas. It is not common for a beautiful woman to be looking for a no strings encounter and that is why our beautiful London escorts are so rare. They are the genuine few who really do enjoy sensual encounters and are truly not looking for anything long term. One has to question the motives of someone promoting themselves in the public forum in this way as beautiful women tend not to have too much difficulty in finding a date, even easier to find a one night stand.

Dating apps are big business and whilst many users may have become bored with looking for ‘the one’ on them they still have an addictiveness that is hard to ignore. One should really question that if the person of your dreams is still seeking companionship on a public dating website – are they really what you are looking for. At Agency Barracuda we make no apologies for the service we provide. Our is an open and honest arrangement that leaves everyone with a sense of satisfaction without any emotional baggage whatsoever. No regrets, no lingering issues just plain old fun.

The next time you want to start with the opener ‘Hey’ just go for it. Our London escorts are likely to retort with a ‘hey yourself’, instantly conveying the warmth of their personalities and putting you at ease. Some people tend to overthink things and maybe this is what Tinder have done in analysing a simple word use as a greeting. They have become bogged down in the minutiae and lost themselves in the process. Keep it real and keep it casual, that way you keep it fun, which, after all, isn’t that what we are all looking for?

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